When the Queen bee had been asked for hive emails, not just the work related ones but the “private” ones that left big gaps in the record, she instructed her chief of staff to tell the Justice Department, the Right side of the aisle, and the media to “Buzz Off” . . .
Beverly had thought to give modeling a try. Her expectations were modest, though; she was just another “Hot House Flower”. Then she interviewed for Minute Maid and got hired as the “Poster Child” for their new lemon orange drink–Who’d’ve thought?
Jeannie, the long-legged, elegant Texas fashion model, was considered a budding star . . .
Belinda (6th row center) had been preaching to the group about the need for sun block for the light-skinned bunch–no melanin, no sunblock, no protection, die of melanoma, no fun. She was trying to get a group rate for biopsies and freezing off the pre-cancers, but nobody seemed to care. Who was “Hottest” seemed to be all anyone cared about . . .
Trying to get into the part of Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in a new version of Casablanca, aspiring actor Bob gets “I came to take the waters” OK. However, when told that Casablanca is in the desert and the next script line is “I must have been mistaken”, he just doesn’t come across as very sincere . . .
Tina heard that most people knew about “dog years”–7 dog years were equal to one human year. Bees, however, only lived about two months when active and as much as four months during the winter. This means each bee year was equal to about 1 1/2 human days. Tina had already been around for several months of cold weather, but now it was warming up, she hoped her Obama care policy would keep her going in her “golden years/days” . . .
