Nike Jordan Airs
Howard hadn’t minded his girlfriend’s demand to wait in line for the new Nike Jordan Airs or the price, but how was he supposed to wear them–he was a fish . . .
A Little Crabby
Elise hadn’t minded the lack of privacy that came with running for public office, in her case for Lt Governor. She felt strongly about her “Crustaceans’ rights” platform. At one point, she had been accused of trying to claw her way to the top. She didn’t mind the accusation, but she hated that she had to have someone, a non crustacean, hold her up to face the cameras. It was demeaning, as well, trying to find a place to hook the lapel microphone for these media events.
Cold Fish
When John pointed to the gold shape in the water and said, “Look, a Goldfish,” his 4 year old son replied “No Dad,, a cold fish . . .”
Fly Fisherman
David, a skilled fly fisherman and fly tier, had learned to “read the water”. His current reading told him a Belize reef Bonefish pattern probably wasn’t going to work today . . .
Swimming Upstream
As she traveled to the spawning grounds in the in the upper reaches of the river to begin the next generation of trout, Sandra (pictured, center, underwater) felt like life had gotten a lot tougher since this mating drive thing had kicked in; in fact it seemed a lot like swimming upstream
Shock and Awe
Billie knew his boat license was a month out of date (as was his fishing license), but he thought the Coast Guard was maybe a little over the top with the Shock and Awe response . . .