Sheep and Goats
When William read in the Bible about separating the sheep from the goats, he wondered if that included mountain goats or just those pesky little trash eaters from outside the park . . .
Of Two Minds
Jean was thinking of either going into politics or farming onions–he was of two minds . . .
Hypnosis
Scientist were stunned to learn that the Zebras’ stripes not only provided camouflage, but also hypnotized large carnivores, making them think the zebras were larger than they appeared and didn’t taste good . . .
Skunked
When asking schoolmates if they liked her, Flower got vague responses to what she thought should be a black and white issue . . .
Identity Crisis
The authorities were having a tough time getting a good eyewitness description of the suspect–some said he was white with black stripes, others black with white stripes . . .
Rocky Mountain High
Bertie knew it was a bit of a stretch harvesting the “volunteer” marijuana plants that had grown from the seeds tourists dropped, but it was for “medical use” only . . .