Edwin had seen a segment of the news talking about the use of names like Warriors, Braves, or Redskins, and how the ACLU was suing everyone in sight for “disrespecting” Native Americans, and so he went to the local college to offer himself as the new mascot. The basketball team embraced the idea and quickly explained to Edwin that in addition to mascot duty, he could play an active part in the game . . .
Jason was certain he was on the winning track; medical marijuana was booming in California. He just hoped that the quality control testing didn’t eat away into profits or time . . .
Somehow, Matt’s boat began taking on water, and the bilge pump wasn’t big enough to keep up, so Matt decided he’d just swim to shore. As he got closer, he realized those were not rocks. . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Madonna knew it would be a painful and expensive trip to the tattoo shop, but there were standards that had to be maintained. First Lady Gaga, then Nicki Minaj, and now that little Disney twit Miley Cyrus, all trying to upstage the queen of weird. Time to step up the game and see who was a poser, and who was really weird. . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Mandy’s boss categorically stated that she couldn’t nurse on the job in places open to the public. He claimed the new health care law offered free formula for just such cases. Then, driving home and listening to some of the conservative talk show guys, she was told to be really careful– that formula was laced with secret “liberal enzymes” creating an incurable addiction to big government. They further stated that it was made by a start-up rebirth of Solyndra, the failed Solar Panel start-up . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Ragnar had pretty well decided that next year he was going to take his winter vacation someplace warm like Montana or Minnesota, or maybe North Dakota . . . . David, Sf.G.
