Wire Tapping
Bruce was surprised to be questioned by the FBI for possible wire tapping charges; he thought he was just scratching an itch as he ate. “The grass is always greener . . . “
Farm Humor
When the cows and pigs asked Farmer Jones to tell some political jokes one Friday evening, he said “Sorry, can’t, the manure spreader is broken . . .”
Barnyard Humor
The pigs grunted that his jokes were “corny,” the chickens clucked approval, the ducks said he quacked them up, but the steers said, “You ain’t no cowmedian . . .”
Tougher Than Expected
Horace found that changing parties after the election and while the new guys were draining the swamp was tougher than he had expected . . .
New Reality Show
The 3 Wiggly brothers–one delayed dealing with a lawsuit by a wolf–were pitching a pig reality show. It had action, was gritty, down and dirty. How could anyone not like that . . .?
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Purrrfect, the cat, wondered why sleeping dogs got to lie (with no penalty) and how they could lie if they were really sleeping. Did that mean politicians who lie before Congress invoked the “Sleeping Dog Clause . . .”?