Dating Scene

Mountain out of a Molehill

Brandon said his girlfriend’s concern about getting to the other side of Mt Rainier was making a mountain out of a molehill . . .

By |June 20th, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Landscapes, Pacific Northwest|Tags: |Comments Off on Mountain out of a Molehill

Not Working

Knowing first impressions were important on first dates, Hermann was worried about his new deodorant not working . . .

By |May 21st, 2018|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not Working

Slip Slidin’ Away

When Ida told her boy friend, Simon, her father called him “slick, slippery,” he said he preferred “Smooth,” and started humming the old Paul Simon song, “Slip Slidin’ Away . . .”

By |April 12th, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Musicians, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Slip Slidin’ Away

Razor Rash

When Sally accused Brett of having some other girl’s lipstick on his collar, he said, “Nonsense, it’s just razor burn . . .”

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Beer Money

Short on cash, but wanting to impress his girlfriend, Geoffrey had been trying to steal the copper power line for beer money for over a week–it wasn’t going well . . .

By |February 7th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: |Comments Off on Beer Money

Lose the Goth Look

Boudreaux (pictured) just couldn’t find that soul mate he had been looking for all these years; maybe everyone was right, and he had to lose the black, Goth look. That’s what both his psychiatrist and his mother told him. He liked to think of himself as an individualist, but he felt like he was swimming upstream–maybe something in green and a Mohawk.

By |January 27th, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Lose the Goth Look