Windy
Mating season was short, thought Brandi, and you had to look your best to find the right guy. That wind just wasn’t helping . . .
Center of the Universe
Cynthia, in spite of what her boyfriend told her, was convinced that she was at the center of the universe. At least as she saw it . . .
Disorderly
Julianna was so nervous–her new mate was supposed to be here in less than an hour and the house was in complete disorder . . .
Lady GaGa Look
Jennie knew mating season was just around the corner, and she hadn’t had a date in quite a while. She hoped maybe the Lady Gaga look would do the trick . . .
Bad Boy Look
Times had been hard–Jenkins hoped he could get some new plumage after migration; he knew he looked pretty rough. Maybe some girl would like the “bad boy” look . . .
Feather Allergy
Luis (pictured, on left) was trying to explain to Sasha, his new love interest (pictured, right), that he had not been drinking; the red around his eyes was a strange allergy to some kinds of feathers. Dr Oz, Dr. Phil, even Dr. Seuss hadn’t been able to help. Maybe a beer might actually help.