Taking Over the World
In spite of news of Amazonian deforestation and California wild fires, Quentin still was awakened almost every night with his “trees taking over the world” nightmare . . .
Sign Language
The CIA, NSA, DIA and other spy agencies were always on the lookout for new ways to communicate that would be hard to detect or decode. Imagine their surprise when they discovered that alligators used an previously unknown version of sign language . . .
Helping Hands
Having heard many American tourists say they could use a helping hand back home, a Chinese start-up thought they might have the solution . . .
Import Troubles
Gerrard really loved his Indian TATA cross country roadster, but his import broker thought there might be some problems at customs with the 50 caliber machine gun and the right-hand drive . . .
Nice Things
“That’s why we can’t have nice things, Snuffy,” said Dorothy, “that was the satellite dish, not a chew toy . . .”
Flying Purple People Eater
Attending an Art Car Show, scientists were finally able to corroborate the urban legend–there was indeed a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. The only question was, was it purple and ate people, or did it eat purple people. Perhaps some federal grant money was needed . . .