A selection of Various Birds
Do Not Try This at Home
The professional beauty supply store had told Eugene, “Do not try this dye at home; for professional use only.” Perhaps they had been right . . .
Unqualified
Donny was confused; being Red used to refer to a Communist, now it meant a Republican, and Cardinal meant a Catholic Cleric or a baseball team member from St Louis. Couldn’t he just be a bird . . .?
Difference of Opinion
Although good friends for many years, Tammy Sue (bottom) and Howard (top) did not see eye to eye on everything; in fact, they sometimes had entirely opposing views.
Wrong Choice?
Junie had saved for months to buy the yellow Jimmy Choo’s; maybe she should have bought the Doc Martens instead . . .
Right
After the first debate, The Donald was ready, loaded for bear, and definitely the right wing candidate . . .
Outer Bands
Going for beer and chips, Lucien had underestimated the strength of Hurricane Mathew and suddenly found himself in Kugluktuk, Canada . . .