A selection of Various Birds
No Rest
Cedric had told the others that since he was here first, all four of the feeders were his, but he had to watch; they all tried to sneak in a meal if his back was turned . . .
Elvis Wannabe
With his voice still changing, teenaged Chuckie (or Chucklehead, as his friends called him) couldn’t help but miss a few notes with his Elvis impersonation at the school talent show . . .
Chink in His Armor
Tony thought he was dressed to be a bullet proof chick magnet; his sister told him he should give some attention to the chink in his armor . . .
Identity Crisis
Red knew he was cool. The question: was he “big time ball player with a Mohawk” cool or “SNL Cone Head” cool . . .?
Inconceivable!
When Gilbert (The Fluffy One) heard on Oprah that the human females preened and got all spiffy looking to attract the males, all he could say was “Inconceivable . . .!”
Underprivileged
Clementine felt bad for the poor ostriches, no wing to hide your head under–they had to go find a pile of sand when they were scared or embarrassed . . .