Birds

A selection of Various Birds

Big Lips

Gisela didn’t have a good first day in school–All the other kids had long, pointy beaks, but being a spoonbill, pointy wasn’t an option.  It didn’t look like braces would help either . . .

By |May 8th, 2017|Categories: Birds|Tags: , |Comments Off on Big Lips

Bad Hair

After the third guy walked by without a glance, Chelsea knew she was going to have to do something about her hair . . .

By |May 7th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Bad Hair

Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Being Blue, everyone expected Herbie to do B. B. King,  John Lee Hooker, or maybe Marcia Ball–the blues–at Karaoke night, but no, he did “Don’t Worry, Be Happy . . .”

By |May 2nd, 2017|Categories: Birds, Musicians, Pop culture|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Sticking His Neck Out

After getting his feet wet on the new job, Joel decided to stick his neck out and ask for a raise . . .

By |April 30th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Economy|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Sticking His Neck Out

Cattle Drive

The cowboys in movies made cattle drives look easy, but this thing didn’t even have a steering wheel or a cup holder . . .

By |April 26th, 2017|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Old Movies, Vehicles|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Cattle Drive

New “Do”

Joel was confident now–this killer new “do” would make him an irresistible chick magnet . . .

By |April 20th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene, Glamor|Tags: , , |Comments Off on New “Do”