A selection of Various Birds
A Bird Goes Into a Sushi Bar
A bird goes into a sushi bar, only to be told no red-necks, red commies, even Red Skelton look-a-likes can eat raw fish in that establishment . . .
Top Bunk
As this wasn’t her first nesting season at the rookery, knowing that some things only run downhill, Suzy (called “Toozy” by her friends) recognized the importance of claiming a top bunk nest site as quickly as possible . . .
The Three Stooges
Sure, the guys cut up a bit and told dumb jokes, but they didn’t feel they should be made fun of and called the Three Stooges . . .
Nevermore
“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,” Chuck(Pictured) was trying to get the lines down for his E. A. Poe recitation in his high school drama class, but his older sister was outside of his room loudly demanding that he finish mowing the lawn. Finally, in frustration he shouted so loud it sounded like a squawk, “NEVERMORE…..”
A Little Fuzzy
Even though friends said Colorado’s recreational marijuana was harmless, Chica and the girls found their instinctive navigation skills were more than a little fuzzy after just a couple of tokes . . .
Not Eurotrash
Bruce and Heidi, though an invasive species, resented being called Euro-trash by uninformed, prejudiced bird watchers. If anything they should be Euro/Asian Trash . . .