A selection of Various Birds
Location, Location
The realtor had pointed out the incredible view and the downtown location, but he had failed to mention one of the seasonal downsides of the Stork family’s new home . . .
Dropped What?
Clive couldn’t believe it; he had dropped the stupid tree. He wondered if the five second rule for dropped things would apply . . .
Salad Again
Salad was OK, but Leroy never seemed to find the bacon that was supposed to be on top . .
Color Blind
Thomas wished his intense color didn’t make him have to explain time and again that it was not necessarily an indication of his political point of view or his choice in music (although he was quite fond of Stevie Ray Vaughn, B. B. King and Marcia Ball) . . .
Tangled
Clarissa loved her long, elegant, breeding season plumage, but hated the tangles. She told her BFF, Amy it felt like riding in a convertible with the top down . . .
Mohawk
Chi Chi’s big sister told her that Mohawks are long on top, but short or shaved on the side; Chi Chi replied ” Just call me Fuzz Ball then, I’m not going under the clippers just to be a slave to fashion . . .