Birds

A selection of Various Birds

Goose Decoys

Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys  just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped  . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Goose Decoys

Dinner Reservations

Once he left the nest and had to make a living on his own, Horace quickly learned that death, taxes, and road kill wait for no one . . .

By |November 26th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Food|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Dinner Reservations

Change in Diet

Wintering in Texas, thought Donny, was fraught with peril for the body beautiful crowd.  You just couldn’t help looking a little rounder with all the BBQ, Tex-Mex,  and fried food . . .

By |November 23rd, 2018|Categories: Birds, Food, Texas|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Change in Diet

Looking Back

Looking back, Robyn couldn’t remember a more contentious, divisive, and polarized election.  It almost made him want to go back to TV commercials promoting weekly sitcoms . . .

By |October 31st, 2018|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Looking Back

Past Her Prime

As Elise’s chicks grew and she lost her elegant breeding plumage, the guys didn’t seem to come around much anymore; was she, she wondered,  past her prime . . . ?

By |October 24th, 2018|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Past Her Prime

A Little to the Right

Though Eugene claimed to be a Centrist, his friends all thought he was leaning a little to the right . . .

By |October 16th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: |Comments Off on A Little to the Right