A selection of Various Birds
Goose Decoys
Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped . . .
Dinner Reservations
Once he left the nest and had to make a living on his own, Horace quickly learned that death, taxes, and road kill wait for no one . . .
Change in Diet
Wintering in Texas, thought Donny, was fraught with peril for the body beautiful crowd. You just couldn’t help looking a little rounder with all the BBQ, Tex-Mex, and fried food . . .
Looking Back
Looking back, Robyn couldn’t remember a more contentious, divisive, and polarized election. It almost made him want to go back to TV commercials promoting weekly sitcoms . . .
Past Her Prime
As Elise’s chicks grew and she lost her elegant breeding plumage, the guys didn’t seem to come around much anymore; was she, she wondered, past her prime . . . ?
A Little to the Right
Though Eugene claimed to be a Centrist, his friends all thought he was leaning a little to the right . . .