Wardrobe Malfunction
Lady Gaga’s new pelican outfit just didn’t wow the crowds. Even though nothing fell out, she still considered it a wardrobe malfunction; after all, it couldn’t have been her. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Mary Kay Convention
Chrissy (in white) needed a little extra money to make the bills each month and went to check out the Mary Kay network selling plan. She just didn’t feel like she fit in, and she wasn’t that partial to pink. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Gone Fishing
Believing in the old adage “Give a man (bird?) a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and feed him for life,” Glenford’s father taught all of his children to fish. Glenford wished his dad had taken a little of that instruction time to teach him to cook fish or at least make decent sushi or sashimi . . . . David, Sf.G.
Supreme Court Decision
For once the Supreme Court justices were in agreement, although there was still some nitpicking over the details of the decision. Justices Roberts and Ginsburg had recused themselves. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Undecided
The Board of Directors was split on the issue of health insurance: Should they keep offering insurance to their employees, or make them go to the health exchange? They had a record of being very good to their workers, but this was a tough decision, and Gwen (center) was the swing vote. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Long Legs
Tina hoped her friends, the good girls at school, were right; her long legs would make her a shoe-in for a career as a Super Model. The bad girls and the jealous ones passed her notes saying they hoped her internal gyroscope was working so that those long legs didn’t make her tip over and fall on her butt. . . . . David, Sf.G.