Dancing Lessons
Judy quickly learned that teaching ballroom dancing was not as easy as she had imagined when more than one pair of legs per student was involved. Maybe the “Watusi” or the “Locomotion” or “The Twist” would work better . . .
No Soap
When the county water quality board caught Geneva using bubble bath, not only did they ticket her, but they also reported her to the State people and the US FDA. They suggested she just go through the car wash . . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flier, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that.
Recognition
True, Jenny was an owl, and also true some of her extended family did live in or near barns, but she was an uptown girl girl living in the fancy masonry of libraries, theater marquees, and courthouses. Hardly a common “barn owl . . .”
Too Pink
The Lefties said she wasn’t blue enough, the Righties said she wasn’t red enough, some girl singer said she was infringing on her “PINK” trademark, and the Feds said she needed an environmental impact statement and Federal permit or she had to quit growing and spreading pollen on Federal land . . .
Mixed Crowd
Because Handel’s music was considered “classical” (in fact, Baroque would be more accurate), Judy (pictured, 14th row, 6th from the right) was surprised at the turnout–all ages, all races, both genders–at the free concert at the Lincoln Memorial. But then it was Handel’s Royal Fireworks Concert, complete with a massive fireworks display at the conclusion. Was that Maxine Waters and her BFF Sheila Jackson Lee with the Trumps . . .?