Attending an Art Car Show, scientists were finally able to corroborate the urban legend–there was indeed a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. The only question was, was it purple and ate people, or did it eat purple people. Perhaps some federal grant money was needed . . .
Geneva’s mother kept telling her that dripping when eating showed a distinct lack of culture; that it was crude. Geneva asked her mom to show her how to eat a seafood salad without dripping . . .
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, ever on the lookout to find fault with the President and his family, had to call a press conference to criticize the first lady’s new gown as “Too white”
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk!” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that. . .
After raiding his cousin’s winter nut stash, Kenny was laying low . . .
Al Gore, in addition to inventing the internet and saving the planet, was also a musician; in fact, he had his own band–the AlGoreRhythms. While Al wrote the lyrics for all the songs, all of the music was computer generated (a special algorithm) and was a fusion of techno-retro-soul.. Gloria (pictured) was a huge fan; she had been to AlGoreRhythm concerts & had all their DVD’s, so she was extremely distressed to hear that the group was breaking up. “Oh well,” she thought, “there is always YouTube.”
