Borrowing
Billy and Imogene didn’t mind having close neighbors; in fact, it was kind of comforting. They did wish they would quit coming over daily to borrow a cup of flour or a beer . . .
High Water
When Hank heard there might be high water, he replied, “The downside to high water is what . . . ?
True Grit
Justin really understood you didn’t have to be John Wayne to understand the meaning of “True Grit,” he had it at Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. . .
Elegance (Sometimes)
Though elegant in their “Dancing With The Stars” appearance, the girls’ true nature came out at the all you can eat seafood buffet . . .
Two Heads
Everyone said “Two heads are better than one,” but the procedure was expensive and painful, not to mention finding matching blood types. Matching opinions was harder yet . . .
A Little Privacy
The lack of privacy in close quarters was bad enough, but her neighbor asking loudly, “Cooties again, Linda?” was just too much . . .