First Date
Ronnie (right) had met Clarissa (left) on Facebook, and it seemed from their correspondence on line that they were ideally suited for each other; from her picture, she was a real beauty. When they finally met face to face Ronnie realized that the online pictures hadn’t given him any clue about size . . .
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Elaine was under the gun–this breeding plumage would only last so long. The guys she met speed dating talked about little more than the 15 inch mullet they had caught for breakfast–or last year’s mate. The online dating sites and singles bars hadn’t been any better. She had hoped to find a math or science guy; some one to boost the collective gene pool percentile numbers . . .