Elk

  • With the Montana Elk season starting that day, Kendrick, Lucy, and Brenda thought it prudent to get an early start in the dash for deep cover . . .

Early Start

By |May 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Early Start

Lefty

Lefty didn’t think of himself as deformed, more like asymmetrical, and which way he leaned politically–right or left–he said depended on whether he was coming or going . . .

By |April 30th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Lefty

Days of Our Lives

Jim and Lefty couldn’t believe it.  Like many guys, they were secretly addicted to the afternoon soap opera “Days of Our Lives”, and now it was going to be cancelled.  Lefty was on his way to Barnes and Noble to check for collections of past seasons on DVD; Jim was going to check Amazon and, as a last resort, maybe eBay for pirated copies from China or Bulgaria . . .

By |May 31st, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Pop culture|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Days of Our Lives

Cheapskate

Dennis was beginning to think his girlfriend was right; being a cheapskate and not renting the snowshoes hadn’t been his best idea . . .

By |May 28th, 2017|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Cheapskate

Not Working

The snowshoes were  billed in the online  “Outdoor Super Store” website as “One size fits all,” but Bernie thought that may have been a little misleading . . .

By |April 6th, 2016|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Not Working

On the Run

It seems the EPA had decided that elk, like their bovine cousins the cows, created significant amounts of high carbon gas in the digestive process.  To stop global warming, it was necessary to fit these elk with a new catalytic converter, and the boys from Washington DC were here in Montana looking for the first recipients.  Bruce (with antlers) figured these DC guys had to be a couple of chips short of a motherboard . . .

By |November 12th, 2014|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on On the Run