elections

  • After Bennie's speech announcing that he was running for president, the local paper ran an editorial saying that "his appeal to voters was not only corny but definitely twisted  . . . "

Twisted and Corny

By |April 4th, 2019|Categories: Food, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Twisted and Corny

Looking Back

Looking back, Robyn couldn’t remember a more contentious, divisive, and polarized election.  It almost made him want to go back to TV commercials promoting weekly sitcoms . . .

By |October 31st, 2018|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Looking Back

Government Plot

The Government said the crop duster was just spraying for mosquitoes, but Lenny (always alert for Government plots) was pretty sure that in the next election, the spray would make everyone vote Democratic, or for Oprah or Ellen, and sneak in laws to take away their guns and Harleys . . .

By |May 27th, 2015|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Government Plot

Empty As a Politician’s Promise

As part of a political inducement at election time, the locals had been promised all the alfalfa hay they could eat all winter.  Turns out the hay feeders were as empty as a politician’s promise . . .

By |July 24th, 2014|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Empty As a Politician’s Promise

Not Interested

 

When the locals heard that there was going to be a debate between the president and the presidential contender, they did the only logical thing–they left town en masse before the pre-event fixers got there. . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |July 5th, 2012|Categories: Montana|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not Interested