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Enzo, after watching old James Cagney movies on cable TV, just couldn't resist screaming "You dirty rats!" as he dove from the sky to catch the tasty rodents . . .
Bad Reception
Snuffy the Wonderdog had had it with his cable provider–price hikes, bad service, having to pay for dozens of channels he didn’t want in order to get a few that he did. He watched a video on YouTube and learned how to make his own dish but seemed to be having troubles getting it aligned right for good reception . . .
Jersey Shores Roller Derby
Consuelo had to smile when she thought about her new job on a cable tv reality show, “Jersey Shores Roller Derby”. The pilot show was going to have Snookie, Paris Hilton, and the Jersey Shores Girls pitted against the Kardashians and their Hollywood Crowd. Little did the Kardashians know: Consuelo was the Jersey Shores’ secret weapon to be brought in as a replacement when needed. Consuelo was pretty sure she would be the only one with Alligator skin skates. . . . . David, Sf.G.