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Elaine couldn't seem to attract the right sort of guy to start a family with, or for that matter, any guy at all. She wondered if maybe a little more make-up would do the trick . . .
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Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .
Unexpected Discovery
While examining subpoenaed material on Russian interference during the election, a photo of Al Gore inventing the world wide web/Internet surfaced . . .
Black Widows’ Lives Matter
Cathy, using her iPhone, had tried to get a little relief for black widows with a “black widows’ lives matter” movement, but didn’t seem to be getting much traction . . .
Spider Bling
The black widows had the showy red hour glass, and the golden orb weavers were bright, but Gwen was confident she was the real head turner . . .
Brown Eyed Girl
Candace, a Brown Widow spider, was miffed; her cousins–the Black Widows–got all the press, mostly bad, but also some good. She should be famous–she had quite a record, she had produced thousands of children, had eaten her last 14 mates, and had bitten three cats, four dogs, and two humans, and still the stinking paparazzi ignored her.