Black Widow

  • Elaine couldn't seem to attract the right sort of guy to start a family with, or for that matter, any guy at all.  She wondered if maybe a little more make-up would do the trick . . .

More Make-Up?

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  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain

Unexpected Discovery

While examining subpoenaed material on Russian interference during the election, a photo of Al Gore inventing the world wide web/Internet surfaced . . .

By |November 17th, 2017|Categories: Bugs, Politics, Pop culture, Spiders|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Unexpected Discovery

Black Widows’ Lives Matter

Cathy, using her iPhone, had tried to get a little relief for black widows with a “black widows’ lives matter” movement, but didn’t seem to be getting much traction . . .

By |July 11th, 2016|Categories: Bugs, Politics, Spiders|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Black Widows’ Lives Matter

Spider Bling

The black widows had the showy red hour glass, and the golden orb weavers were bright, but Gwen was confident she was the real head turner . . .

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Brown Eyed Girl

Candace, a Brown Widow spider, was miffed;  her cousins–the Black Widows–got all the press, mostly bad, but also some good.  She should be famous–she had quite a record, she had produced thousands of children, had eaten her last 14 mates, and had bitten three cats, four dogs, and two humans, and still the stinking paparazzi ignored her.

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