Grading on a Curve
Giles’ pick-up line, “I like the curve of your beak,” didn’t seem to be working very well any more. His blog “Grading on a curve” wasn’t getting many hits either. Time for a new program . . .?
A Little Privacy
The lack of privacy in close quarters was bad enough, but her neighbor asking loudly, “Cooties again, Linda?” was just too much . . .