A Little Blue
The girls from Tejas were more than a little blue about Ted Cruz leaving the presidential race after the Indiana results came in . . .
Not a Burning Bush
In spite of it seeming to be a burning bush, Michael knew it was just a plant flaring, and finally convinced his wife he didn’t have to lead anyone out of Texas. Actually, according to Ted Cruz, Rush Limbaugh, and Hannity, he should be leading people from California, NY NY and Chicago to Texas . . .
Maintaining The Right Image
In his weekly speech to the public, the president talked about hard choices for the good of the country. For instance, with rising costs and political tension, it was necessary for the office of the president to maintain a a strong, prosperous image by flying everywhere in Air Force One. To make that happen, he suggested that everyone junk their high performance gas guzzlers and buy the Dutch “Little Red Wagons” shown above. Ted Cruz and the Texans didn’t seem to see it quite the same way . . .