Bad Grooming Choices
Elise realized she had made some bad grooming choices; the cheap die job ran in the rain, and the Janet Jackson-inspired nose tattoo was a real disappointment . . .
Tattooed Eyeliner?
Tina thought herself reasonably attractive but didn’t seem to be generating much interest from the guys; maybe if she got the tattooed-on eye liner . . .
Tattoo?
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line), he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover . . .
Tattoo Removal
Jacko had been looking for a retirement project/business. When he found franchise rights for tattoo removal for the entire Houston area for a very reasonable price, he jumped at it; all equipment and signage was included
A Tattoo?
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line); he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover. . .
Queen of Weird
Madonna knew it would be a painful and expensive trip to the tattoo shop, but there were standards that had to be maintained. First Lady Gaga, then Nicki Minaj, and now that little Disney twit Miley Cyrus, all trying to upstage the queen of weird. Time to step up the game and see who was a poser, and who was really weird. . . . . . David, Sf.G.