Ozzy was trying to hide from Belinda, his girl friend–he had stood her up and entirely missed their date.  It had been accidental, he hadn’t meant to, but after watching the ball game with his buddies and having a couple of beers, he had fallen asleep in the big futon.  Not knowing he had a date, his buddies just let him sleep.  Why couldn’t this brush be a little taller . . .?