Dr Science
Mr. Kelly was called :Dr Science” in fun by his students. To explain the solar system, he knew a picture was worth a 1,000 words. The wags wanted to know if they could call him “Sunny . . .”
Stretched Pretty Thin
When Justine was asked to contribute for the school band uniforms, she had to admit she was already stretched pretty thin . . .
Little Miss Muffet
As the rhyme goes, “Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet (?) eating her curds and whey, when along came a spider and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away. The neighbors were all asking, was this just government overreach or a new threat to our children . . .
Scarlet Letter
All of her life, everyone had kept Tina at arms length; she never had any close friends. She never understood why until a high school English Literature teacher assigned the class Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter. . .
Tradition
Ginger (left) really liked Gilbert (right), he was really a cute little guy and very tender and considerate, but tradition had it that spider females are supposed to eat the male after mating, and what would life be without tradition?. . . . . David, Sf.G.