Soap Opera
Lisette was disappointed; her idea for an arachnid soap opera on Animal Planet was rejected. Her mate said eating the males after mating made finding male leads hard . . .
Days of Our Lives
Jim and Lefty couldn’t believe it. Like many guys, they were secretly addicted to the afternoon soap opera “Days of Our Lives”, and now it was going to be cancelled. Lefty was on his way to Barnes and Noble to check for collections of past seasons on DVD; Jim was going to check Amazon and, as a last resort, maybe eBay for pirated copies from China or Bulgaria . . .