Evidence to the Contrary
Adrian claimed he hadn’t been drinking, but his wife said there was evidence to the contrary . . .
A Little Privacy
The lack of privacy in close quarters was bad enough, but her neighbor asking loudly, “Cooties again, Linda?” was just too much . . .
Skimming
Giselle and Chuck had both gone to work for Wal-Mart at the same time and quickly were promoted to cashier and head cashier. However, both soon came under suspicion of skimming from the cash flow. Their lawyer suggested that that a huge settlement could be had–just because they were skimmers genealogically didn’t mean they were skimmers financially . . .
Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?
Robert (right) knew he had to tread carefully when Sally (left), his new wife, asked him if being ready to lay eggs made her butt look fat . . .