Rush Limbaugh

Big Brother is Watching

While changing the radio in her car from NPR news to the old Rock and Roll station,  Kelli accidentally got Rush Limbaugh, who was on a bit of a rant about the government collecting all of our phone, E-mail, and text data in an attempt to catch terrorists.    It didn’t take long for a little paranoia to take root, and now she couldn’t shake the feeling, that someone–big brother–was following and watching her every move. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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Old Blue Eyes

While listening to Rush Limbaugh on AM radio one day, Keith heard an ad for colored contact lenses that claimed they could change your life.  He wondered if he got blue contacts if he would sing like Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes”, his musical hero . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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Misheard

Myron had listened to Rush Limbaugh for years but got really excited when he thought he heard Rush say the second amendment to the constitution provided for arming bears.  “Well,” thought Myron, “It may be for the best I got that wrong; after all, without opposable thumbs, holding a Glock either to shoot or just reload would be difficult”. .   . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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