True Grit
Justin really understood you didn’t have to be John Wayne to understand the meaning of “True Grit,” he had it at Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. . .
Tango, Not Tangle
Guido, like many New Yorkers, thought communication was talking and didn’t give much thought to the listening part. As a result, he thought his girlfriend had said “tangle,” not “Tango,” when suggesting dance lessons. Turns out she thought real lessons, not YouTube videos, might be helpful as well . . .
Careless
Nigel’s wife said he was the most careless individual she had ever known, and now he had dropped one of the gold cuff links she had given him for their anniversary here at the beach in the sand. He wasn’t sure if the tide had washed the cuff link out to sea or if some clam or oyster had sucked it up, but he was going to be in trouble if he couldn’t find it soon. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The Jimmy Choos?
Carmen was in a quandary; she really needed new shoes and had saved the money to get them. Then, this gorgeous hunk of a guy started working in the same department; should she take the money and go to Payless and get ten pairs of cheap shoes or show a little class and blow it all on a pair of Jimmy Choos and hope for the best?. . . . . David, Sf.G.