When Junie and Jim heard the announcement over the PA system that there would be a significant delay in finishing their ride on the Eye of London due to technical difficulties, they decided to call out for pizza–they were dismayed that delivery wasn’t available . . .
Since the new Universal Health Care law went into effect, it had been tough on the storks. Private insurance didn’t cover baby delivery by stork– even if it had deep cultural roots with those of European descent–and the new health care law didn’t offer any hope either. What were they supposed to do, flip burgers? One wag suggested that instead of delivering babies, they deliver pizzas . . .
