Being an Apex Predator was cool; it looked good on the resume-- but it also meant he had to eat only fish or meat. He looked longingly at the watermelons and sweet corn with butter. But cool has its price . . .
Once the Mueller Report had found no Russian collusion for the 2016 election, journalists and politicos who had bet their careers on collusion were taking flight . . .
When his wife suggested they quit the Keto Diet and include chocolate, pizza and beer (the three essential food groups), Mikey's response was not ambiguous in any way . . .