It had been a tough, grueling campaign season for the Muley family, and they were glad Tuesday was the end. Dad was stumping for the red group, Mom for the blue, and Twyla Sue, the baby, for PETA. Needless to say, there were some scheduling as well as fund raising and contribution conflicts. Meanwhile, Twyla Sue heard disturbing reports that Chick Fil A wasn’t vegan . . .
Jay concluded that the girls were fickle–last spring when he was a baby, they fawned over him, raving about how cute he was. Now that his one antler was smaller than the other, they didn’t want to talk to him, much less date . . .
With the Game Department putting tracking chips in everything and everyone, Bruce was concerned they would tell his mother he was getting friendly with the older girls . . .
Chloe, Twyla and Lu Anne all agreed; they needed a girls’ night out. The problem came when deciding on what to do. Chloe wanted to go to the sushi bar and maybe have some sake; Twyla wanted to see the new Slasher/Texas Chainsaw Massacre flick; and Lu Anne wanted to see Cirque du Soleil, who happened to be in town, or the local production of “Cats”. There didn’t seem to be a lot of common ground. . . . . David, Sf.G.
