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"Yeah, yeah, Mom," said young Huey. I know goats--even mountain goats--are vegan, no choice. But couldn't we at least have one of those Burger King Veggie burgers so I can not look stupid in front of the coyote kids and the bob cat boys . . .?"
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When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral. BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"
Just Over the Hill
When the Jones family (from Iowa) asked the Ranger where they might see bighorn sheep or mountain goats, he replied “Just over the hill.” They figured “hill” must be a matter of context . . .
Sheep and Goats
When William read in the Bible about separating the sheep from the goats, he wondered if that included mountain goats or just those pesky little trash eaters from outside the park . . .
Goat Party
Though slow, Hubert was glad to see the Goat Party was growing; it was now up to three. They weren’t sure who to back yet, but they were pretty sure it wouldn’t be Kim Jong Un . . .
Uphill Fight
There was enough to eat, Camilla (back) thought, if you knew where to look, but it was always an uphill fight . . .