While attending a “Pink” concert, Bernice had been approached by one of the entourage who asked if she would consider joining the tour and being an emergency lip syncing stand-in.  “Of course,” she replied, perhaps a little too quickly, “I can even lip sync under water; watch this.”  The call to join the group hasn’t come yet. “Maybe I’m not “pink” enough,” she thought. “Maybe I should be talking to Pink Floyd”. . . . .  David, Sf.G.