To complete his hipster makeover, a hat was needed, and to add a certain German flair, Westley decided to use a German dog for a hat. Clearly German Shepherds and German Shorthairs were too large–the Dachshund puppy seemed about right and seemed to enjoy the attention. And predictably, the girls loved it, but there was still a little issue with bathroom training . . .
Larry was pretty well ready for winter, plenty of feathers to keep him warm, except for his head. He would prefer a classy camel colored Homburg or a navy beret, but finding anything in his head size was all but impossible. Not even eBay or Amazon had anything. Once again, it looked like he was going to be buying a pair of ladies “small” ski socks and cutting an opening for his beak and two eye holes. That was going to be it. He was pretty sure this was not going to attract the ladies. . . . . David, Sf.G.
