habanero peppers

  • When Lynda saw the habanero peppers growing in a rare Texas Gulf Coast snow event, she wondered if this was a source of global warming . . .

Global Warming

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  • When famous cook Dorothy, who always said, "stay with the recipe, you'll never go wrong," thought about substituting red Habaneros for orange, she thought she heard the recipe police circling overhead in their black helicopter . . .

Recipe Police

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  • The local weatherman had thought it was sun spots or some other solar disturbance, but it was just Dorothy harvesting her habanero peppers.  The Ghost and Carolina Reapers would soon follow, possibly causing global warming . . .

Hot Stuff

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The Hot Girls

Though she was a straight A student, class president, and considered “cute,” Georgia knew she would never never be one of the “Hot Girls” . . .

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Foreign Aid

Belize’s Parliament, after hearing that the cold snap in the midwestern US reached all the way to Texas, decided to send some foreign aid. They figured 50 lbs of Habanero Peppers should take care of Texas and part of Oklahoma. Maybe Honduras and Guatemala could chip in to help Minnesota and Wisconsin.

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