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Lucy May was tired of having to explain to fools that just didn't listen: She was not an upholsterer recovering sofas and car seats, but a pollster, trying to see who was where in the ranks of politicians running for office . . .
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When Lucy Mae's dates asked what she did for work, she told them she was in political logistics-- a pollster . . .
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With only mullet and croakers in sight and no Pizza on the horizon, Howie was thinking that once again there was something fishy going on with the caterers . . .
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Bruce, who claimed to be of English extraction, said he only ate fish and chips to connect to his toots, but his fish dinner never seemed to include chips--at least, no one ever saw any chips. Maybe he was Norwegian . . . ?
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When Gina lost her job, her friend Kiki suggested pole dancing. Gina was puzzled; dance with a Polish man up here? Too crowded . . . and was it to be ballet? Ball room dancing? An Irish jig? Clogging or tap dancing? Would she have to take lessons first . . . ?
July 4th Contest
New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest. Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .