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When Lynda saw the habanero peppers growing in a rare Texas Gulf Coast snow event, she wondered if this was a source of global warming . . .
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The local weatherman had thought it was sun spots or some other solar disturbance, but it was just Dorothy harvesting her habanero peppers. The Ghost and Carolina Reapers would soon follow, possibly causing global warming . . .
Global Warming
When Houston was hit with 5″ of snow, the local weather guys and climatologists could only speculate: since it wasn’t ISIS or Russian Meddling, it had to be Global Warming . . .
Hot Stuff
When a surprise cold snap and five inches of snow hit the Texas Gulf Coast, global warming was blamed, though some speculated it could be President Trump’s fault . . .
Safe From Reptiles
Johnny, from Texas and not used to the cold, in spite of global warming, was comforted by the low incidence of alligator and water moccasin attacks here in Alaska . . .
Dress Code
When invited for a luncheon interview (and possible job) for the new administration’s global warming study, Cedric wondered if perhaps he should have worn his Trump tie . . .