Lizzie (not pictured) couldn’t decide if Jeff, her fiance (pictured, under water), had gotten cold feet about getting married and was heading back out to sea to avoid the humiliation of calling off the wedding or if he had forgotten to download the updates for his GPS . . . . David, Sf.G.
Aubrey had heard nothing but news about the impending fiscal cliff for weeks. Like a presidential aide after a recent hurricane said, no crisis should go unexploited–Aubrey decided to monetize the fiscal cliff by offering guided tours. Business got even better as the December 21st “end of the Mayan Calendar” got closer . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Charlie had always had three points on one side of his antlers and four on the other; the does were intrigued and called it cute–maybe the cutest in Glacier Park. Then one day, two hunter types drove in with a gun rack in their truck, saw Charlie, and one said to the other, “Nice atypical,” while pointing at him. He didn’t know what that meant, but he hoped the girls didn’t hear; it couldn’t be good could it?. . . . . David, Sf.G.
While heading for a tailgating party at the Huskers football game, Joel had gotten quite caught up in a talk show program about politics. It wasn’t until his wife pointed out the low fuel light, and the kids asked, “Are we there yet?” that he looked up to see where he was. As he looked around, he was pretty sure it wasn’t the Huskers stadium. . . . . David, Sf.G.