Proper Bathroom Etiquette
Horace was pretty sure that if everyone would follow proper bathroom etiquette and not pee in the pool, it would stay cleaner a lot longer. He hated that green stuff that stuck to him . . .
Green Grow the Lizards
Gabriel was always a little miffed about the whining and sniveling from Kermit, the Sesame Street frog, about how hard it was to be green. His best pick-up line was, “Hey, good lookin’! I’m the color of money! Interested in getting a Green Mountain brew at Starbucks?”
Skin Condition
Vinnie had always wanted to be a politician, maybe start running for school board, work up to county commissioner, then try for the House, or maybe governor. His concern was that he didn’t have smooth skin–everyone knew politicians were supposed to be slick. His dermatologist suggested that he cut back on his insect consumption and try more green leafy vegetables, avoid direct sunlight, and get more exercise. He was having trouble with the green leafy vegetable part, they kept sticking to his long sticky frog tongue and were hard to swallow. How do you enunciate clearly while giving a speech with kale stuck to your tongue? . . . . . David, Sf.G.