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Karrie (pictured) was ecstatic; she'd gotten tickets for the Ellen show & wanted to look her best--really outstanding. The Lady GaGa white hair combined with pink tips seemed to be just the ticket--not exactly mainstream, but really cool. She was hoping for one of those million dollar checks or a free car, but she'd settle for the trip to Hawaii. If that didn't work out, maybe she could get a slot on American Idol doing her Willie Nelson imitation . . .
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Like diving from the cliffs in Acapulco, diving into the alligator-and-largemouth-bass filled pond, securing dinner, and getting out in one piece was not as easy as it looked. Anthony couldn't understand why the girls at the mall weren't impressed; this had to be tougher than football or tennis doubles . . .
Government Plot
The Government said the crop duster was just spraying for mosquitoes, but Lenny (always alert for Government plots) was pretty sure that in the next election, the spray would make everyone vote Democratic, or for Oprah or Ellen, and sneak in laws to take away their guns and Harleys . . .