Voter Fraud
The voting line was long, so Jeremiah, very hungry, ate one of the other voters, but first asked who he was voting for. The polling place monitors said that did not let him vote twice . . .
Enough Already
For months on end, Bubba’s girlfriend had talked non-stop about the campaigns of endless politicians–and she had firm opinions on all of them. He thought with the election over, there might be a little peace and quiet, but no, now she moved into the tabloid world of actors and actresses, musicians, who knows who they all were. He just wanted some quiet . . .
Waiting for the Big One
Looking forward to retirement, Buddy and Marge had bought an ocean front lot in Arizona through an Internet Real Estate sales site. The lot price had seemed quite reasonable for ocean front property, but when they went to see their new lot, they found it was just desert. The salesman explained that if they had bothered to read the fine print, it had been sold as future ocean front, it wouldn’t be ocean front until California had the “Big One” and fell into the Pacific. That, he explained, might not happen until the next election when Arnold beat Jerry Brown . . .
Up In Smoke
Clearly, some were happy with the election results; others saw their dreams going up in smoke. . . . . David, Sf.G.