Ducking the Issue
As she walked into WalMart, Louise faced a wall of reporters asking how she was voting and was accused of “ducking the issue” when she refused to be interviewed . . .
New Job
Donna, tired of being a checker at Wal-Mart, was trying to find an online application for the DNC chairperson after Debbie Wasserman Schultz ducked out . . .
We Just Do it That Way
When Trish asked why ducks had to sleep with their beak tucked under a wing–it gave her a sore neck–she was told, “We just do it that way . . .”
Anchor Babies
Elaine had been born in Canada, near Revelstoke, B.C., but had spent her first winter in Mexico, in the Gulf of California. Now here she was two years later in Northern Idaho with a bunch of ducklings who were clearly U. S. citizens. She was having an uphill battle trying to convince her friends the little ones weren’t just anchor babies, after all, they didn’t get free school lunches or have medicaid cards. Should she, though, be worried that ICE would come checking passports?. . . . . David, Sf.G.