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  • True, Bradley didn't move very fast, but it was a free ride after all, and the tick and mosquito lunch was all you can eat--also  free . . .

Free Ride

By |March 22nd, 2019|Categories: Birds, domestic animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Free Ride

DNA Test

Albert was quite surprised–he had sent a DNA sample to Ancestry.com to find out who he was, and he was quite surprised to find he was 3% Cambodian, 11% Nigerian, and the rest Texican.  No Musk Ox or Moose . . .

By |July 9th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on DNA Test

Cow Jazzercise

Melinda just wasn’t having any success in motivating the cow  Jazzercise class; she finally called them sluggish, fumbling oafs . . .

By |April 23rd, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Health, Sports|Tags: |Comments Off on Cow Jazzercise

Glows in the Dark

The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .

By |October 26th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Health, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Glows in the Dark

Mooooving Experience

When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .

By |October 25th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Food, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Mooooving Experience

Just Like Mom

Bridget was told she would be just like Mom.  Why, then, did she not have a blue tag on her ear like mom . . .

By |September 20th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: |Comments Off on Just Like Mom