cottontail rabbit

    Ear Job

    Kammi had always wanted to be a Jackrabbit, but she didn’t have the ears.  When she heard that humans got “nose jobs” and other “jobs” to enhance certain body parts, she wondered if she should live the dream and get an “Ear Job . . .”

    By |June 1st, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Ear Job

      No Takers

      Seeing many professional and college athletic teams bowing to political correctness and changing their names from a Native American variation to something else caused Howard make a concerted effort to get one of the teams to be named “The Cottontails” but had no takers.  He thought them shortsighted.  Cottontails were fast– legendary sprinters–and could (and would) really dig in when the going got rough.  What more could a team ask for in a mascot and namesake?

      By |September 3rd, 2014|Categories: Politics, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on No Takers

      All Ears

      Herbie’s friends were all talking about the new Vegetarian restaurant that was offering an all you can eat salad bar; he was all ears . . . .  David, Sf.G.

      By |July 29th, 2013|Categories: Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on All Ears