When Glenn heard that the heir presumptive to the Speaker job had bowed out and that you didn’t have to be a congressman to be Speaker, he immediately sent his resume. He was the ultimate networking guy, and that should prove valuable. When turned down, he blamed it on “arachnophobia.”
Eustace, in favor of returning to the gold standard, tried to get his congressman to introduce a bill that that would not only reinstate the gold standard but attach a rider stating that all goldfish should be weighed in Troy ounces. His congressman reminded him that all that glitters is not gold, and that was especially true for three for a dollar goldfish bought at Wal-Mart’s pet department . . .
