To help in their covert data gathering, a number of three letter agencies–CIA, FBI, NSA, and other–had developed a new mini-drone that looked like a damselfly with great success. They even ate lightning bugs for power rather than having to recharge batteries . . .
The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .
Eugene was pretty sure that was a CIA spy plane, not a crop duster, and even with his tinfoil-lined cowboy hat, he was sure they were reading his plans to take over the world . . .
When Jimmi was asked what he thought of the reports of water boarding by the CIA he said,”Like man, I like asked Betti, like my girlfriend? And like she goes ‘Like, whoa, dude, how could like use your board (long or short) without like you know, water, dude.'”
” Like I mean she’s like right, you know, these things don’t work all that well on dry land, so well yeah, water is like cool, and so are boards, so like they go together . . .”
Clarence, hearing all the hoo hah about private drones and privacy issues, thought he saw a market. So he went on Amazon and bought a GoPro and then ran a Craig’s List ad to find customers. He soon found out that Homeland Security, the FAA, DEA, CIA, the FCC, FBI and NSA were so busy downloading his streaming images that there was no band width left for his paying customers. The Alphabet guys were all insisting they were not using Clarence’s images for spying on Americans . . .
When the CIA and NSA team tried to recruit her, Josie was pleased that her abilities had been noticed and, goodness knows, she could use the the generous salary and the benefits. Carrying the miniature fiber-optic camera was no problem, her maneuverability was unrivaled, but she had concerns when they started talking about the mount points under her wings for the hellfire missiles . . . . . David, Sf.G.
